What was your childhood nickname?
My grandparents called me ‘Spud’ when I was very little. Maybe they thought I looked like a potato.
What’s the first thing you eat/drink in the morning?
I try to delay the first cup of coffee of the day – so, just a glass of water.
How would you describe yourself, using three words?
Extremely proficient BBQ-er.
What’s the best compliment you’ve ever been given?
That I am the same personality type as Caesar Augustus. At least, it might have been a compliment, I can’t be sure…
What’s your favourite hobby?
Currently, I am attempting to learn Italian.
What film/book/play/musical could you watch/read repeatedly without getting bored of it?
Catch-22 is a book that I’ve read multiple times, and I’ve probably watched Withnail & I more times than any other film. So, I’ll go with those because I haven’t got bored of them yet.
Where in school would you most likely be during breaks/lunchtimes?
I was recently asked by a student, “Why are you always walking around the school?” So, I suppose that I would be doing that… walking around the school!
What job did you want to have when you were a child?
I honestly have no recollection of thinking about careers until I was about 20 years old. It was a simpler time!
What month is your birthday?
April.
What would you title your autobiography?
Alea iacta est.
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Answer: Mr Hitchcock!